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    and I've been taking care of BISCUIT, every day
    Taking care of BISCUIT, every way
    I've been taking care of BISCUIT, it's all mine
    Taking care of BISCUIT, and working overtime, workout

    Artist: BTO
    Song: Takin' Care Of Business
    Real Lyric: and I've been taking care of business, every dayTaking care of business, every wayI've been taking care of business, it's all mineTaking care of business, and working overtime, workout

    The story:

    When I was a kid I used to read these books about a dog named Biscuit. My mother and I would clean the house while listening to Classic Rock stations. One day while cleaning I belted out those lyrics and my mother just laughed at me and said ,"Sure, honey, Taking care of BISCUIT!"

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    Submitted by

    Androking

    Submitted on

    10/27/2009 8:46 pm

    Age it happened

    7

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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