And little Early-Pearly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride.

The story:

I was in a neighborhood bar. This song came on and we all (about 5 of us) started singing along- really loud. And I just belted out my perceived lyric. That's really what I thought they were saying, since so much of the song is sort of jibberish talk anyway. The girl I was with fell out laughing. I insisted that's what they were saying. So I made a $20 bet and whipped out my laptop and did a lyric search. I lost the $20, but I learned the lyrics.