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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And little Early Pearly gave my anus curly wurly
    and asked me if I needed a ride

    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band
    Song: Blinded by the Light
    Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The story:

    As a "singer-alonger" I am fortunate to NOT have chosen to blare these lyrics out in the presence of the wife, kids, mother-in-law, etc! When I saw the correct lyrics to the douche line (on this website) I had to go find the correct lyrics to this other line that I knew PROBABLY wasn't what I thought it was! BTW, Wikipedia says the "douche" line is really "douche" on the MM'sEB remake. Who knows!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/6/2007 4:07 am

    Age it happened

    49

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    One of the funniest ML's yet!

    David_V Jun 09, 2008 2:31 pm