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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And little Urly-Burly gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride



    The story:

    I just found out the real words when I looked them up for the line about the "douche in the night". I'd always thought this song was about all the experimentation that went on in the seventies with sex and drugs. While I was relieved to find out that the actual words were much less risque than I thought, I still think my version makes more sense.

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