And she'll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes her tea bag away

The story:

When i was a kid i used to listen to the beach boys a lot in the car with my parents, so when i started driving i decided to take out a couple of friends of mine and put the tape in for old times sake. As i'm speeding along feeling very smug at being the only one to pass my driving test, i started singing this song out loud, and when i got to this part, i belted out what i thought were the lyrics. At this point my friends burst out laughing in my face and told me i'd got it wrong. I has thought in the past about what sort of fun this girl could have with her tea bag but i never bothered seeing if the lyrics were right or not. I've stoped giving people lifts cos they've never let me live it down.