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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And she's climbing
    The Stairway to Heaven

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: And she's buying The Stairway to Heaven



    The story:

    The first time I heard this song, it was on the canon of my
    camp's songs-to-play-at-dances-list, and it was always the 2nd
    to last song, right before American Pie.

    We would all circle up a sway and cry while they played this
    song, and I had a sick cousin at the time, so it seemed very
    fitting that the lyrics would be "climbing" rather than "buying."

    It also didn't help that in choir we sang the *other* Stairway to
    Heaven (Here we go, climbing the stairway to heaven).

    Anyways, it wasn't until I was looking at a printed copy of the
    canon (I originally had no idea what the song was called) and the
    lyrics that I realized my mistake.

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