And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks
just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times

The story:

My roommate and I were running errands and we were listening to a Brad Paisley CD I had put in. My roommate is this huge Brad Paisley fan and typically knows all of the words; however, when we were singing along to this song, she sang this version. She then preceded to defend why it makes since.