The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I seriously though this was what he was saying until I was about 12. Now, having typed it all out, it sounds like some surrealist poem written by a dude drunk off his . . . yeah.
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10/30/2011 9:36 pm
Age it happened
12
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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