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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And they sprinkled walnuts in your hair

    Artist: Carpenters
    Song: Close To You
    Real Lyric: And they sprinkled moondust in your hair



    The story:

    I would sing this at the top of my voice until my son heard me and could not quit laughing. He said Mom, why would walnuts be falling out of the sky hitting her in the head, it would probably knock her out. I was so embarrassed

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