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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And when I'm done eating,
    My hiss will send you into a trance
    Cause I'm rollin' in a red dress
    I'd rather catch a kite on my own
    (Give me credit)
    'Cause what you see are maggots..

    Artist: Sugababes
    Song: Red Dress
    Real Lyric: unplug the phone to get you alone dirty dance Her hips will send you into a trance Cos I'm cooler than the red dress I'd rather catch a guy on my own (Give me credit) 'Cos what you see the man gets

    The story:

    I always thought those lyrics were weird until I actually went online to see what they were.

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    Submitted by

    sparkiecat

    Submitted on

    8/10/2008 2:19 pm

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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