And you better believe
The "Southern Dillon" had a story
When big Jim hit the floor

The story:

I always thought that when Big Jim finally met his comeuppance that it must have been a really big news story, so big that even the local newspaper carried it.

Of course, I'd never heard of a newspaper called "Southern Dillon", but what do I know? So I decided to look up the actual lyrics on the web to find out the "real name" of that newspaper!