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Latest Misheard Stories

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Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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And you wish you could queef
'Cause you're really sick of it
But you're on drugs

Artist: Weezer

Song: We Are All On Drugs

Real Lyric: And you'll wish you could quitOnce you're really sick of itBut you're on drugs

The story:

A friend of mine were at work finishing up our daily tasks. This song came on and we both started to sing it. I sang the "queef" part just as a customer came to the counter. He started laughing histarically, I was so embarrassed I had to have my friend assist the customer while I walked out.

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Submitted on

7/28/2008 9:47 pm

Age it happened

16

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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