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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And your filthy uncle Cullin slaps you on the back
    and says pee.... pee....

    Artist: Stealers Wheel
    Song: Stuck In The Middle With You
    Real Lyric: And your friends, they all come crawlin,Slap you on the back and say,Please.... Please.....

    The story:

    I was literally just listening to the song when
    this caught my ear. I had to play it back to make
    sure I heard it right but that didn't help. Kinda
    earth shattering because now every time I listen to
    this song I'm gonna be thinking about some filthy
    uncle Cullin who never washes his hands after
    taking a leak.

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    Submitted by

    licksonthegstring

    Submitted on

    3/28/2014 9:12 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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