The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Courtesy of my mother, who combined this with another
common mondegreen ("Gladly the cross-eyed bear") to create a
scenario for a church mystery hunt: a boy named Andy has lost
his cross-eyed teddy bear, Gladly. The objective was to find
Gladly from clues provided, one of which gave this version of
the line as a "communication" from Gladly. The age listed was
my mother's age at the time.
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1/18/2018 1:11 pm
Age it happened
45
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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