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    "Apologize" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by OneRepublic

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    Misheard "Apologize" Lyrics

    It's too late to call a jive.
    It's too late for Pappa John's.
    its to late to call a jive
    It's too late to pop a dime.
    Its to late to order fries
    I need you like a hive needs a bee.
    It's too late to call the jives.
    It's too late to order fries
    It's too late to have a child!
    It's too late to call the giants
    It's to late to go to the john, its to l
    it's too late to qualify
    It's too late to buy a child
    It's too late to call the guys.
    It's too late to call the judge.
    My brother said That he was dead I saw h
    It's too late, gotta plagiarize...it's t
    That it's too late to call the judge
    It's too late to call the chives
    It's too late to call a judge.
    And I need you like a hive needs a bee B
    It's too late to buy a child!
    it's too late to order fries
    It's too late to call it a child
    It's Too Late to call it Jive.
    It's too late for poltergeist! It's too
    It's too late you're gunna die, it's too
    That it's too late to form a child It's
    That it's too late for Father John. It's
    It's too late to cut the chives

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