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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Are you reeling in the eaves
    Stowing away the dimes
    Are you having enough to eat
    Are you having enough time

    Artist: Steely Dan
    Song: Reelin' In The Years
    Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the yearsStowin' away the timeAre you gatherin' up the tearsHave you had enough of mine

    The story:

    This is how I heard it when I was a kid - I realized the true lyrics when I heard them as an adult and they were confirmed by my significant other. I still sing my version just for old times sake and to make my SI laugh.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/3/2003 10:16 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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