Armchair bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?

The story:

To say the song came out in something like 1983
you'd have thought I'd have corrected my misheard
lyrics earlier, but I was about 7 years old when I
first heard it and only figured out how very wrong I
had it when I was about 27 I had often thought
though, that having an armchair bicycle would be
impractical but I thought Mozza was perhaps just
being 'ironic'. Whoops!