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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    b***hes don't write my dad anymore.

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

    The story:

    I was about 10 when I first heard the song. Being the uncritical thinker that I was (read: "dumbass"), I figured everybody's dad had some "b***hes." So I asked my dad if he had any b***hes that didn't write to him anymore. He wasn't amused.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/8/2007 8:04 pm

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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