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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    b**th daddy left you with a pair of shoes, voice salmonella and a vase of coons, butcher daddy left you with no glove, and you touch everything with a belted grub

    Artist: Third Eye Blind
    Song: Losing a Whole Year
    Real Lyric: Rich daddy left you with a parachute, voice sounds like money and your face is cute, but your daddy left you with no love, and you touch everything with a velvet glove

    The story:

    My dad always loved this song, and once it came on the radio when we were in the car together. I started singing along to what I thought the lyrics were, and he started cracking up for some reason.

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    Submitted by

    splendork

    Submitted on

    10/1/2011 4:16 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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