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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby can you handle this,
    (I've farted)
    baby can you handle this
    (I've farted)
    baby can you handle this
    (I've farted)
    I don't think you can handle this
    wooooo

    Artist: Beyonce
    Song: Bootylicious
    Real Lyric: Baby can you handle this,(?)baby can you handle this(?)baby can you handle this(?)I don't think you can handle thiswooooo

    The story:

    I don't know what the real words here are. But they sure as hell
    sound like what I mistook them to be. I assume I have made a
    mistake.

    But f she farts as often as she seems to make out, I doubt if anyone
    can handle it.

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    Submitted by

    Hoof_Hearted

    Submitted on

    8/12/2011 5:41 pm

    Age it happened

    50

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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