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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Back to the howling hotel in the wood
    Back to the heart of my town--
    So I've finally decided my future lies
    Beyond the galactic rise

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woodsHunting the horny back toadOh I've finally decided my future liesBeyond the yellow brick road



    The story:

    I was at a party at graduate school and we were all drinking and singing this song rather late at night. A fellow partier next to me heard me singing my version (as I had sung it since I was about 10 years old) and howled with laughter. He shared it with the rest of the party--and then 20 or so people also shrieked with laughter . . . thank goodness I was too drunk to be terribly embarrassed. I later received a birthday card from this person with all my misheard lyrics carefully copied out in calligraphy!

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