The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My younger daughter (born the day after
Christmas) was recently asking why there was a
Christmas song that kept referring to former
President Obama.
"It's the one that goes like this," she said.
"Come, they told me, Barack Obama. A newborn
king to see, Barack Obama. I am a poor boy too,
Barack Obama. I have no gift to bring Barack
Obama!" she sang.
We asked if she was joking. Nope. She honestly
thought that "The Little Drummer Boy" was about
Obama.
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Submitted on
12/23/2017 10:13 pm
Age it happened
10
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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Who cares about Barack Obama? He's the worst president in American history. He was technically ineligible to be a US President, and he is evil. Obama sucks, and I voted "Not Funny" by the way.
Marcus Jan 21, 2018 10:56 pm