Barry's got the same size hands
As Marilyn Monroe
He put his fingers in her implants
At the Chinese "Ching-chong" show

The story:

I was singing along with one of my best friends who happened to be the only chinese person, or asian person for that matter, that I knew and sometimes kids made racist comments so here I was singing along ching-chong which is kinda offensive but I genuinely thought that was what it was so when she told me I felt pretty embarrassed and sheepish because she was a little offended but when she realised my mistake she laughed at me and I laughed too, I mean I can't believe I seriously thought that was what the song was.