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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floor
    Belly dancing beauty with a power driven saw
    Had my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much more
    then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor

    Artist: Lindisfarne
    Song: Lady Eleanor
    Real Lyric: Bashee playing magician sitting lotus on the floorBelly dancing beauty with a power driven sawHad my share of nightmares, didn't think there could be much morethen in walked Rodrick Usher with the Lady Eleanor



    The story:

    I only found out today when I googled the lyrics of the 1970 song what they really are. I'd never heard of Roderick Usher.
    Barbara Castle However in the 1960's and 1970's was a UK government Minister under Prime Minister Harold Wilson.

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