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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Basket Case" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Green Day

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Basket Case" by Green Day? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Basket Case" Lyrics

    I am one of those melodramatic fools. We
    Sometimes my mom plays tricks on me.
    I went to the sink To have myself a drin
    I am one of those melodramatic dudes. Th
    She said tastes like a sex Sex bringing
    I went to a horse, he said mine's a boy.
    Karate on my phone, no doubt about it
    Lusting to the core So I bedded a whore
    Am I just paranoid, or am I just dumb?
    Do you have the dime to listen to me whi
    Do you have the time To listen to me Win
    So I married a whore
    I went to a shrink to analyze my genes s
    Am I just paranoid? Or am I Joss Stone
    I am one of those sophisticated fools
    Am i just paranoid or have i been boned
    do you have a dime, to listen to me whin
    Do you have the time to christen my pet
    Do you have the time to listen to me whi

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