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    "Bat Out Of Hell" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Meat Loaf

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Bat Out Of Hell" by Meat Loaf? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Bat Out Of Hell" Lyrics

    Like a Battery Hen
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a battery
    Goblins are screaming at the fires of Be
    Like a swimmer before the gates of Devon
    There's a man in the shower with a gun i
    Oh I swear I saw a young boy Down in the
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a batteri
    I never saw the sodding kerb 'til it was
    and I never seen the sod of turf until i
    "And I never saw the slag in her till it
    Theres a man in the shadows with a bum i
    There's a man in pajamas with some gum i
    I'm a hit the border like a battery brea
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a batteri
    Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.
    Like a bat on a hill
    im gonna hit the highway like a batterin
    like a Cilla Black fan on bike
    A Cilla Black Fan on Bike
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a batteri
    I never saw that sad eyed Turk till it w
    And I never saw the sodding curb til it
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a batteri
    I never see the sad-eyed turd till it's
    a cilla black fan on bike
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a batteri
    Like a Cilla Black fan I'm mad !
    ...tearin' up the hole, faster than any
    I'm gunna hit the highway like a batteri
    I'm gonna hit the highway like a baterin
    I never see the sun occur till it's way
    Like a ratass of hell
    Nothing really rocks and nothing really
    I think somebody somewhere must be talle
    And nothing in Iraq And nothing in Iran

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