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    Be poised and quiet

    Artist: 10CC
    Song: I'm Not In Love
    Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry (I think) (a female voice whispering this)

    The story:

    I heard the whispering voice of a woman as saying, "Be poised
    and quiet." I thought it was meant as telling the guy to not say
    much more than what he already had said and to be strong. It
    does sound like she could be saying "be poised and quiet"

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    Submitted by

    BaltCntyMD

    Submitted on

    7/26/2016 11:21 pm

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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