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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Because we only get black children when we argue for some white

    Artist: Simply Red
    Song: If You Don't Know Me By Now
    Real Lyric: Cos we only act like children when we argue, fuss, and fight

    The story:

    Saw the "David Brent" version of the song on the BBC version of the Office, on the special where Ricky Gervais records the song and does a music video as his character David Brent. Then realized that the song is not actually about a racist couple looking to adopt children.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/9/2007 5:55 pm

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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