The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My stepson asked me if I'd heard a song that went like that. When I'd picked myself up off the floor I explained what the correct lyrics were; but on consideration we decided his version was better. Now we always join in with these lyrics when it comes on the radio:
"Best of all, I've got my belly,
Woah, best of all, I've got my belly,
It's mighty wide and it's all mine,
Nothing's gonna slim it down".
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9/23/2010 4:58 pm
Age it happened
10
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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