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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blackbird screaming in the dead of night
    Take these broken things you turn to die.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Blackbird
    Real Lyric: Blackbird singing in the dead of nightTake these broken wings and learn to fly

    The story:

    I thought it was an awful song about dead birds and things. A friend of mine commented on how beautiful the song was and I said I thought the music was nice, but the lyrics turned me off the song. We realized my mistake together and he laughed his head off while I sullenly reddened and smoldered with embarrassment.

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    Submitted by

    Worker_Be

    Submitted on

    7/24/2009 2:29 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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