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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Blitzkrieg Bop" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Ramones

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Blitzkrieg Bop" by Ramones? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Blitzkrieg Bop" Lyrics

    Let's creampuff
    Let's drink pop!
    They're going in a straight line They're
    The kids are land mines The Blitzkrieg B
    Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho,
    They're bumping in state line, We're goi
    Pen-s**tting people look back on a mint.
    Let's kick Bob!
    The fun is in the back seat
    I O let's go
    Satan's in the backbeat
    Let's drink pop
    Let's get Crocked! - OR - Let's get F*ck
    They're falling in the back seat They're
    way ho, lets no they her frombing in the
    let's keep up
    I was watching U2 in the closet, wishing
    They're farming in a straight line they'
    Let's kick butt
    "Let's drink pop"
    The farmers in the straight light The ge
    Letīs get fu**ed
    Let's streefight
    Generate Feeney, Let's kick butt!
    Bisquick box
    shoot 'em in the bathtub
    They're forming in a straight knot They'

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