Boil the weakling millipede
Songs that made the hip hooray
Guys like Gus, we had it made
Those were the days.

And you know when you were dead?
Girls were girls and men more mare.
Mister we could use a mammoth trifle two-f

Artist: Archie and Edith Bunker

Song: Those Were The Days

Real Lyric: Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade, guys like us we had it made, those were the days.And you know where you were then, girls were girls and men were men, mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again, didn't need no welfare states.Everybody pulled his weight, gee our old Lasalle ran great, those were the days.