The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was riding in the car with a guy I was desperately trying to impress, and "Owner of a Lonely Heart" came on the radio. He claimed to love the song, and turned up the volume. I sang along with the radio, rather loudly, might I add, but I was singing "boner of a lonely horse" instead of the actual lyrics. He was laughing so hard (at me) he had to pull the car over.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/9/2007 5:56 pm
Age it happened
18
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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