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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Boy the way you blowin' up my phone
    Won't make me leave no faster
    Eat my coco faster
    Leave my girls no faster

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Telephone
    Real Lyric: Boy the way you blowin' up my phoneWon't make me leave no fasterPut my coat on fasterLeave my girls no faster

    The story:

    Friend pointed it out to me, and it even evolved to "snort my coke no faster"

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    Submitted by

    WTFish

    Submitted on

    6/13/2010 3:49 am

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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