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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Brenda Rinetti were the popular steadies
    and the king and the queen of the farm...
    Well, they got an apartment with [mumble mumble]
    and a couple of pennies from Sears
    A big wad of bed that they bought with the bread

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Real Lyric: Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies and the king and the queen of the prom... Well, they got an apartment with deep pile carpets and a couple of paintings from Sears A big waterbed that they bought with the bread they had saved for a couple of years



    The story:

    Later on in the song it says "Brenda, you know that you're
    much too lazy and Eddie could never afford to live that kind of life" and one day it
    suddenly occurred to me that he was talking about two people and wasn't saying
    "There we were waving
    Brenda Rinetti goodbye"! I had also thought they were buying a "big wad of bed" with
    actual loaves of bread they had saved
    for a couple of years. Increased vocabulary took care of the rest. ,)

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