Bugs Bunny once told me the world was macaroni

The story:

My neice sang this in the bathtub, then proceeded to fight with her mother (who had to bite her lip to keep from laughing) for half an hour about how she was right about the lyrics. She still thinks we're wrong, even after reading the official lyrics on the Web. She is gracious enough to admit, at least, that we're allowed to have our version.