Bums a log, bums a log
Only you can turn me on

The story:

It was when I sang the lyrics to my (Jamaican) wife-to-be that she corrected me on the lyrics and a warm, familiar feeling radiated into my cheeks, the feeling of utter embarrassment!

Up until that moment, I had seen the song as a humours song about a dendrophile, especially since the word "wooden" is one of the only words I could hear from the verse.