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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I'll be mad if i see another tick on your arm.

    Artist: Beyonce
    Real Lyric: But I’ll be damned if I see another chick on your arm



    The story:

    this actually was my little sister. she was about six when she
    overheard me listening to the song in my room because about ten
    minutes later she came into my room and started singing those
    lyrics. It was so funny but i never corrected her because who wants
    to teach their six year old sister cuss words.

    Thank Goodness she got them wrong

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