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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    But I'm tellin' you babe, that I don't think it's true babe
    and even if it is, keep kissin' mine!!!

    Artist: REO Speedwagon
    Song: Take It On The Run
    Real Lyric: But I'm tellin' you babe, that I don't think it's true babeand even if it is, keep this in mind...

    The story:

    It was actually my mom. She would often comment about the evils of modern music. On this occasion was driving me and my older brother home as we were listening to the radio. When she heard the lyric, she turned to us and in an accusing voice said "Keep kissing WHAT?!?"

    She was VERY embarrassed when we told her the real words.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/20/2006 5:58 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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