The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was trying to impress this chick at Happy Days
in Gastonia NC (the bartender) on karaoke night
and accidentally said that. Unfortunately I was
with a couple of friends from my Young Republicans
Club, and they started accusing me of watching
MSNBC or as we call, Making Some New Brainless
Creatures (Bourgeois is a term that socialists use
for the ones that actually put people to work aka
the business owners in the private sector NOT
government. This ALMOST got me kicked out of Young
Republicans. Unfortunately, for me some of my
friends were wearing Romney Paul Buttons and as I
was trying to explain myself to the bartender. As
I was getting a Sprite (I was the Designated
Driver because Republicans are all about Personal
Responsibility). Lets say I did not get the
bartender's number due to my friends' behavior at
the bar.
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Submitted on
7/17/2014 9:25 am
Age it happened
34
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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