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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Call me in Jamaica. Call me in Jamaica. I can always keep blahaha. Call me in Jamaica."

    My friend used to argue with me that it was:
    "Call me lieutenant Baker. Call me lieutenant Baker. I always stand him up. Call me lieutenant Baker."

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Song: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
    Real Lyric: "Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her."

    The story:

    It wasn't long... the debate at work was out of control so I brought the liner notes in the next day to work and then we listened over and over trying to hear it.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/26/2007 10:00 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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