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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Call me rude boy, boy can you get it up.

Artist: Rihanna

Song: Rude Boy

Real Lyric: Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?

The story:

My friend would sing this song and belt it out the wrong way, we always thought she was joking but then when she heard us singing it the right way she was like oooooohhhhh!!

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Submitted on

9/15/2010 11:25 pm

Age it happened

19

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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not funny, sorry

srosethal Sep 25, 2010 10:54 pm