The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Misheard by my friend, my sister, AND my dad.
I was in the car with my friend, and I'd never heard the song before, and she gets this look on her face and goes "Are they saying 'let's go farting'?" I couldn't stop laughing, so I said "Yes, Cara, you haven't been on a real date until someone takes you farting."
I told my sister about this and she goes "how could you get that out of 'Miss Grilled Friday's'?"
After that, while listening with my dad: "But it's 'It's Good Friday', right?" "No...no it isn't."
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Submitted on
9/10/2008 4:35 pm
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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