Can't eat the bedroom ants

You and me could ride a bedroom ant

I don't wanna be French

The story:

I had heard the song but not the title a few times on the radio and was certain this was what she was saying. I didn't know where Gaga was from, but I knew she was weird, so it just made sense that she would sing bizzarre lyrics about ants. I also assumed she was an unhappy French person.
How embarrassing when I was explaining to a friend at kareoke that I wanted to sing the ant song by Lady Gaga. The unsuing demo of how i thought the song went made everyones night but mine...