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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Captain Kirk
    Kissed a kid

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    George Takei
    Has a Cappuccino

    Artist: Cocteau Twins
    Song: Lorelei
    Real Lyric: Get off the carKick his chain...When you come to meYou come to me broke



    The story:

    Liz Frazier never published her lyrics, and most
    of them are hard to decipher. Eventually most of
    the Cocteau Twins fans put canonical lyrics down,
    but Liz never verified them.

    Random things can be heard in them sometimes.
    This one was one of the funniest I know because it
    sounded like two references to Star Trek to me.

    Later I found out George Takei is not pronounced
    Ta-kye but Ta-Kay. But it still is kinda funny.

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