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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carolyn
    Jew Dean
    Sylvia
    Tell 'em how you feel girls!
    Work your long day, Ramsey
    All hot like Liberace
    Find your freedom in the music
    Find your Jesus
    Find your Cupid

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Dance In The Dark
    Real Lyric: MarilynJudy SylviaTell 'em how you feel girls! Work your blonde (Jean) Benet Ramsey we'll haunt like Liberace Find your freedom in the music Find your Jesus Find your Kubrick

    The story:

    Oh god! Was I wrong or what? I wasn't too sure about the first part
    but I swear it says "find your Cupid!"

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    Submitted by

    PeterPerson

    Submitted on

    12/6/2009 12:20 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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