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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Carrots that wander,
    never fading, raiding in your heart,
    and dreams of a snow-white Zorro
    Carrots that wander Hiding m&m's in a lamb
    Arthur they bray

    Artist: Nightwish
    Song: Amaranth
    Real Lyric: Caress the one, the Never-FadingRain in your heart - the tears of snow-white sorrowCaress the one, the hiding amaranthIn a land of the daybreak

    The story:

    Wandering Carrots were hiding m&m's in a lamb?
    I kept right on singing it... until my husband noticed what I was saying... and Pepsi shot out his nose... He's still laughing over it.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/26/2008 12:03 am

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    You prety much have it right but I heard "rain in your heart" the rest is great!

    DodgyDeath Nov 18, 2008 3:00 am

    You prety much have it right but I heard "rain in your heart" the rest is great!

    DodgyDeath Nov 18, 2008 3:00 am