The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was in the car with my wife listening to golden oldies when a song came on the radio that I happen to like. When it ended, I was trying to be funny and started singing the chorus, "I haven't got time for a date,I haven't got time for a fig, I haven't got time for a raisin, Not since I've known you.
She looked at me and asked, "why on earth are you singing that?" I answered, "Because she's singing I haven't got time for a date. I figured one dried fruit was just as good as another to sing about"
Every time she hears that song come on, she still laughs at me! I thought those were the lyrics until 2005!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
1/18/2008 9:30 pm
Age it happened
49
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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