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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Close your eyes, Give me your hand,
    Can you feel my hard penis

    Artist: Bangles
    Song: Eternal Flame
    Real Lyric: Close your eyes, Give me your hand,Can you feel my heart beating

    The story:

    A french friend of mine always thought the song was beautiful and one day enquired how it was allowed that something so forwrd could be put in a love song.

    She was 18 at the time and had loved the song for years.

    We cried with laughter for a long time :)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/4/2006 7:04 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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