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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Maine
    Across the north and south to Kilano, love for sale

    Artist: Sade
    Song: Smooth Operator
    Real Lyric: Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western maleAcross the north and south to Key Largo, love for sale

    The story:

    I was never sure what Sade was singing, but when I heard my wife's version, I knew it sure wasn't that! I still rib her about smooth operators working out of Western Maine (I had no idea it was such a happening place!) and occasionally ask her to "tell me again just where Kilano is."

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/29/2005 9:33 am

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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